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Random NSFW TR Headcanons Part One

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As the title suggests, this is a list of headcanons for the Tokyo Revengers characters that are on the sexual side.

Warnings: Mentions of blood play, knife play, BDSM, and watersports

Hanma is pansexual as he does not discriminate when he's horny

Baji has sexually experimented with Mitsuya. He admittedly enjoyed it but knows he won't do it with any other man. (future Baji x Mitsuya x Reader fic in the works)

Ran has only had sexual experiences with two women in his life and both were from long-term relationships.

Rindou is actually the real womanizer of the Haitani Brothers

Speaking of being a womanizer, Smiley sleeps around

Which characters have a foot fetish? MIKEY, SHION, Shinichiro, Hakkai, Kazutora, Mucho, and Peh-yan does.

Hanma once accidentally sent Mikey a picture of his dick (Draken beat his ass the next time he saw him)

South had a girl hold a knife to his neck while he was fucking her missionary (he came in less than two minutes)

As established, South likes knife play. He also likes to be choked by his girl too. (Masochist?)

Who are our service doms? They are MITSUYA, DRAKEN, BENKEI, Wakasa, Akkun, Rindou, and Kakucho.

Kokonoi has a weakness for lingerie.

Kisaki regularly indulges with BDSM. (He LOVES to keep his subservient women.)

Sanzu loves fucking girls on their period. He'll smear the blood all over him and even eat them out when they are at their heaviest. (Therapy for him please.)

Mitsuya has given road head to an ex-boyfriend before. They almost got into a car accident. He obviously hasn't learned his lesson as he tried fingering an ex-girlfriend while driving.

Taiju LOVES being pissed on. He also pissed on and inside a few partners before. (religious people, man)

Pillow Prince/Princess: HINATA, KAZUTORA, Kokonoi, MIKEY, Ran, Izana, Hakkai, and Chifuyu.

South may have been responsible for a small chlamydia outbreak in his hometown

The champion at pussy-eating goes to SHINICHIRO SANO! The runner-up for pussy eating is Mitsuya, and the bronze is a tie between Draken and Hanma. Right after them is Kakucho!

Baji once got a blowjob in the parking lot right before a Toman meeting.

While we're on the subject of Baji, he lost his virginity in a public restroom to a random girl at a festival. (Yes, an exhibitionist)

Characters who have a size kink are HANMA, DRAKEN, TAIJU, MUCHO, SOUTH, and BAJI. (In Baji's case, it is less physical stature and more so his aura that makes his women feel small.)

Shion is downright submissive. He LOVES a mean girlfriend in bed.

Speaking of submissive men, Draken can get VERY submissive in bed and the same can be said about Takeomi.

No need to wear typical lingerie around Izana as a nice skirt or short dress will suffice. It's easy enough for him to fuck when all he has to do is lift the fabric.

Kazutora is so touch-starved that he got hard simply because his crush grabbed his shoulder when she happily greeted him (This too is also a fanfic that I am planning on writing.)

Speaking of Kazu-boo, he has the prettiest moans!

Last but not least, let's name all the guys who LOVE a pair of nice titties! HANMA, BAJI, TAKEMICHI, SMILEY, KAZUTORA, RAN, Mucho, Takuya, Mikey, Kazushi, Shinichiro, Pah, and Hakkai.

Part two will be out on Wednesday, March 1st.

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TW: Double ended anal dildo play, Pansexual/Bisexual men, group play, gn! Reader, nipple clamps, oral male receiving, degradation, Praise, Spit

Thinking about riding a double ended, thick, toy with him. They way you both have your mouths full and choke around your partners. Reaching down to play with your own sex while being praised and degraded from above. Overstimulated, fucked dumb by a toy, feeling their ass bounce off your own while their heavy balls slap against you. Farther and farther you take a phat dick til your nose touches the softness of their mons and tickled by the trimmed hair. Drool spilling down your chest and your nipples being clamped. Getting closer and closer to cumming hearing his whines and choking behind you….

Yeah…

Vash, Izuku, Kirishima, Kaveh, Baizhu, Venti, Dottore and or clones, Gojo, Choso, Levi, Asmo, Simeon, Kuroo, Sugawara, Akaashi, Bokuto, Hinata, Kageyama, Atsumu, Kunikida, Dazai…

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Dandadan Episode 3 Review - Granny Vs Granny

I never thought I’d see the day where Nana Mizuki voices a grandma…and a hot one at that. My pansexual ass wants her so bad right now. She’s certainly a scene stealer from her voice to how she fights. Clearly, a character to look out for. People are saying she’s 80 years old, but is she?

This episode is basically transitioning Seiko into the story. She’s Momo’s grandma and a television spirit medium at that. She has a television show where she goes by the alias St. Dodoria and predicts people’s livelihoods just by looking at them. That idol boy she was with in the beginning? All of her predictions were spot on. Later in the episode, it was revealed in a news report that he was actually 27 years old and has a wife and child; the fact that Seiko wanted to be right about his favorite food thing was hilarious. Anyways, Seiko’s weapon is quite interesting. She wields a baseball bat, but it’s also a giant pencil where she can use it to draw circles that traps spirits. I love the part where she was slamming the bat onto Turbo Granny. Personality-wise, she’s rather aloof. She also likes pointing out Momo’s harsh words to her. Despite that, she loves Momo a lot and is protective of her. She also really likes teasing her. People like to compare her to Bayonetta due to her glasses and hair that sticks up, but every time I see Seiko’s hair, I just can’t help but to be reminded of 2NE1 Dara’s rather infamous palm tree hair.

Momo loves her grandmother a lot despite being abrasive with her words and feelings. The only reason why she decided to go after Turbo Granny was because she saw Seiko bleeding. She’s also kind underneath her icy exterior because she worries about Okarun and even called him a friend. I do like that she’s very earnest. When her grandmother tells her about the things she said to her in the past like how she was a fake medium or doesn’t believe in ghosts, she owns up it and even apologizes to her. I actually like that a lot. So far, Momo’s one of the greatest female heroines in Shounen Jump because she’s so well-written yet so flawed. I also like that while she has psychic powers now, she still needs training as she can only control the curse with her hands, but if she does get training, she can not use her hands to hold it back.

It’s sad that Okarun doesn’t really do much in this episode due to his curse. He was mainly comic relief. The part where he has to stay at the shrine for the night and then has a potty emergency with Momo trying to prevent him from entering her house to use the restroom was hilarious. It makes sense given that this episode mainly focuses on the Ayase family and it should.

I’m still amazed Nana Mizuki was casted as Seiko. I know that she can voice tough older women, but Seiko’s a grandma. I never thought I’d see the day she’d voice a grandma…and Mizuki is only 44 years old. Regardless, I do like the voice Mizuki gives to Seiko. She doesn’t make her sound too old, but old enough to the point that it makes her on the borderline between a mom and a grandma. I think the laughing makes Mizuki believable enough to voice a grandma because she rocks the granny laugh. First we got Luffy nomming on Tanjiro’s balls and now we have Hinata Hyuga hitting Luffy with a baseball bat. The high quality voice actors in this anime still baffles me. Not only that, in English, she’s voiced by Kari Wahlgren! She’s usually a Union VA, so it’s actually crazy that Wahlgren came back to anime! She’s super talented and if you like dub, she’s definitely one to look out for!

Also, did Momo change in a train or did she just take off what she was wearing and wore her actual clothes underneath? I honestly can’t wait to see the confrontation between Turbo Granny and the kids. It’s definitely going to be crazy. What are your thoughts on this episode?

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after talking about ran with a friend, i've decided to randomly list my fav ships for my tokyo revengers muses. why? idk. anyway, here u go!!!

note: honestly i don't have many canon ships for baji, as i picture him being the type to not have his first kiss until he's like nineteen. i see him being asexual and maybe demi?? he's just not entirely interested in romance unless someone slaps both his cheeks, pulls him close and tells him they like them. but that still doesn't mean romance is off the table, it just means you might have a chaotic boyfriend on your hands is all.

PAIRINGS: baji and kazutora, baji and chifuyu, baji and oc's, baji and crossover muses.

note: i actually don't have ANY canon ships for smiley. he's mostly just out here vibing with his brother, fighting, hanging out with toman, etc. if anything i could see him with oc's and crossovers, i don't think he'd date anyone in the gang. something tells me this ass likes more innocent people, especially shy girls and quiet guys. btw he is pansexual, so everyone gets a kiss on the lips. i could see him, however, asking yuzuha on a date lmao.

PAIRINGS: smiley and oc's, smiley and crossover muses.

note: i do not just ship emma with draken, everyone and their mother needs to know this. there is so much potential with so many other characters that i would just LOVE to explore. emma is probably the most versatile tokyo revenger muse of mine when it comes to shipping, because she also has fat crushes on girls. yes, takemichi, she would steal ur girl and love her more than you. amen.

PAIRINGS: emma and draken, emma and kazutora, emma and chifuyu, emma and hinata, emma and oc's, emma and crossover muses.

note: this prick is so emotionally unavailable yet available it confuses me to no end. he's the kind of guy that can't date anyone who outshines him, and he only likes people romantically / sexually if they don't like him at first. if you come onto him he's like 'mmmm, no thanks.' but if he tries to talk to you and you tell him to fuck off he's catching feelings immediately. because of this i don't have any canon ships for him, but i do like a good rare pair, so i do have one i think would be interesting.

PAIRINGS: ran and oc's, ran and crossover muses, ran and yuzuha ( present time verses, ofc )

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Karasuno Sexuality & Gender Headcanons

- Daichi: Bi and proud. He and Sugawara are the ultimate parents. 

- Suga: He is HELLA gay, and is dating Daichi (after weeks of trying to get his oblivious ass to notice him). 

- Asahi: AMAB demiboy who uses he/they pronouns. Panromantic and demisexual.

- Tanaka: Straight but gives off bi wife vibes. Dating Kiyoko and will not hesitate to deck anyone who’s biphobic. 

- Nishinoya: Bi with a preference for women. 

-Ennoshita: Gay and 100% had a crush on Tanaka, but has moved on.

- Narita: Omnisexual with a massive crush on Kinnoshita. 

-Kinnoshita: Queer with a massive crush on Narita.

- Hinata: Pansexual trans boy. He experiences really bad dysphoria, but the rest of Karasuno is always there for him. 

- Kageyama: GAYYYY. He is sooo gaaay.

- Tsukishima: Graysexual homosexual. Will literally murder anyone who messes with Yamaguchi (or his other teammates - he just won’t admit it).

- Yamaguchi: Genderfluid and uses he/her/they pronouns. Bisexual and is pining for Yachi.

- Kiyoko: Bisexual, is dating Tanaka, and will slap anyone who says that being in a relationship with a guy makes her straight. 

-Yachi: She’s a lesbian who had a massive crush on Kiyoko for her first year. Demigirl and uses she/they pronouns.

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Haikyuu Headcanons

Ok so this is head canons that I randomly made up and I think there kinda cool kinda cute or what ever and yes some of these are slander take none of these personally. They're just a joke. I hope you like these head canons cause I've been working on these for a while.

* (post-time skip) Kenma drives with one hand the stick shift and the other at the bottom of the wheel like near his thigh.

* Tanaka gives really good tips because he used to work at a pizza shop and would deliver pizza's so he knows how frustrating it is to have shitty tips.

*Suga constantly says that he's going to drop out and become a stripper when ever class work/ home work is hard

*Asahi and Kiyoko really like bob ross and nobody knows but they both have snacks and binge watch bob ross and talk about it

*Yachi sleeps with stuffed animals and talks to them/ vents to them like they're real people because she's to shy to actually say the things she wants to say to her friends and Kiyoko

*Coach Ukai see's the team as his kids and he would never say it out loud but he loves them and they helped him stop smoking so much. now he only smokes like 2 packs a day now a pack if its a really good day

*When you asked Suga out he cried and thought you were lying because he's not used to being first choice anymore (he was also one of the last to get a s/o)

*Kags really likes kids and feels bad when he scares them so he'll practice smiling so that kids like him

*Noya was in denial about being bisexual/ pansexual because he would hear people say it isn't real (Bi, pan, and omni people are very real btw and if you don't support them then you smell like a soggy asshole and moldy pennies...you also probably use 3-1-...)

*Yachi goes by they/them and Coach Ukai didn't know what it meant when she said she was "enby" so he looked it up and went down a a rabbit hole he found out he was bi with a preference of girls

*When coach went down the rabbit hole he wanted to try different pronouns and stuff and he thought he went by he/they but he doesn't

*Mr. Takeda goes by all pronouns but really likes the pronouns bunny/bunny's

* (post-time skip) Aone has his own flower garden and he really likes sunflowers, lavenders, and succulents

* Tendou randomly says vines and Ushijima always says them with Tendou or finishes the vine because he says them so much

* Ushijimas snap chat user is gushyputhay205 because of Tendou its been like that since their first year and he just hasn't changed it because he like seeing the way Tendou laughs about his user

*Ushijima lets Tendou dress him up. (Ex: bunny hat, ankle skirt with like layers, like a cut pierce the veil shirt and some dollhaus demonia's with those frilly white socks that girls would wear in church) his favorite outfit was a strawberry dress Tendou gave him a cottage core look

*Iwaizumi has an adopted younger brother who's like 10 and he loves him so much

* Kuroo used to post 'dhmu only real ones know' with Bart Simpson edits... nobody knew what was wrong and the only person who would entertain and encourage his dumb ass by asking what's wrong and then he would go into emo mode whole time kuroo sad cause Kenma said he looks like he smells like axe and dirty nickels kuroo started it though lol

*Lev has to touch every cat he sees

* Ushijima has a service dog because he has really bad anxiety

*Noya used to Naruto run down the hall

*Hinata was that one kid who would wear the sports wear highlighter outfit, it was blue and was so horrendous omfg

*Bokuto really likes make up and is good it because his sisters would try looks on him

*Daichi his gray hairs but not cause he's like stressed or anything it's like a genetic thing, he's really insecure about it so to make him feel better Asahi and Suga dyed their hair. Asahi a grey streak and Suga his full head... Daichi almost cried it was really cute

*Yamaguchi likes to sing he sings so much because Tsukkishima will make him playlist

*Noya has neopronouns they're bolt/bolts (like a lightning bolt)

*Yachi gets super happy and freaks out when people use they/them pronouns on her or when people mix it up- she audibly squeals and blushes

*Bokuto stims and he really likes to stim to babymetal and this one song called bomb threat by chauncey666

*Tendou needs fidget toys and he knows this so he'll play with Ushijima- like his fingers and arms, he's climbed him once they fell.

*Hinata is super over protective of Natsu and Natsu said she was on a date once and he tried to come... she was like 15 minutes late because he was dead set on the guy being a 40 year old man- they went to school together

*Tanaka has stood outside of Kiyoko's house and sung to her before it was really cheesy and he ended up getting sick because he wouldn't listen when she said to go home. He had to finish the song  first

*Koganegawa, Bokuto, Tendou, and Kenma maladaptive day dream

* Kenma goes by he/they pronouns and he's so fucking androgynous it literally makes me want to cry

* Like half of Yamaguchi's freckles are acne and he look's like a strawberry- it's adorable (if you have acne you're literally so adorable omg I love you so much pls-)

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LISTEN IM HAVING A HUGE NARUTO BRAIN ROT OK LEAVE ME ALONE

-goes over my shitty ass headcaonons for the og cast-

Naruto - cis pan sexual(I very much usually headcaonon protags as bisexuals or pansexuals)

Sakura - cis bisexual

Sasuke - cis demi sexual/romantic

Shino - non-binary asexual

Hinata - trans bisexual with a female lean

Kiba - trans bisexual

Shikamaru - cis demi sexual het romantic

Ino - cis pansexual

Choji - cis bisexual

Garaa - trans asexual homo romantic

Temari - trans bisexual

Kankuro - trans het

(sand siblings must be trans shut up)

Rock Lee - cis bisexual with a male lean

Tenten - trans demi sexual/romantic

Neji - cis asexual

-runs away very shamefully- 🏃✨

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#like ig the universe thought i might have something good going for me so it was like lol goodbye executive functioning

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Danganronpa 2 Characters As Shit I've Heard My Roommate Say On Discord

Nagito: I love poly people. Look at them, all poly and shit

Chiaki: cuz I'm a side-quest bitch

Gundam: *gasp* MOTHMAN EARRINGS?!

Hajime: She's a 40 year old white terf from England, I know exactly what she smells like. She smells like grape cough drops.

Mikan: I just sent [Hajime] a selfie and he said 'ew'.

Nekomaru, to Akane: You're going to let a grown ass man prostitute you for an Arby's roast beef sandwich?

Hiyoko to Mahiru: You and I have to get really close because you have to touch my boob in this play

Akane: What do you mean black women need more representation? We have Aunt Jemima. NOTE: my roommate said this sarcastically, they don't actually think this way

Ibuki: Nobody makes Minecraft parodies anymore :(

Teruteru: All three nights the whole backstage smelled like ass guacamole

Fuyuhiko: A fucking 90 year old woman buying meth in the Chipotle parking lot?!

Ultimate Impostor: Mormons. Know. How. To. Fucking. Cook.

Mahiru: he has a tic tac head

Sonia: Suck my Richardson!?

Kazuichi: there's boobs in it though!

Peko Pekoyama: you're nothing but a peepaw to me

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#4

I assigned pokemon types to Danganronpa characters

I only did the first and second game bc I haven’t finished UGD or Killing Harmony yet

*Trigger Happy Havoc:*

Sayaka Maizono: normal

Makoto Naegi: normal/grass (because he’s average but with a little *spice*)

Leon Kuwata: rock

Chihiro Fujisaki: electric/fairy

Mondo Owada: fire/dark

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: fire/steel

Hifumi Yamada: electric/bug

Celestia Ludenberg: ghost/fire

Sakura Ogami: fighting

Junko Enoshima: dark/fairy

Mukuro Ikusaba: dark/steel

Aoi Asahina: water

Byakuya Togami: ice

Kyoko Kirigiri: psychic

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ground/psychic

Toko Fukawa: dark/ghost

Genocider Syo: dark/fairy

*Goodbye Despair:*

Hajime Hinata: normal

Chiaki Nanami: electric/psychic 

Ultimate Impostor: normal/ghost

Teruteru Hanamura: fire

Mahiru Koizumi: grass

Peko Pekoyama: steel/fighting

Ibuki Mioda: electric/poison

Hiyoko Saionji: fairy

Mikan Tsumiki: poison

Gundham Tanaka: dark/normal

Nekomaru Nidai: rock/fighting

Nagito Komaeda: ghost/grass

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ice/rock

Sonia Nevermind: grass/fairy

Akane Owari: fighting

Kazuichi Soda: steel/electric

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#3

Sexuality headcanons for some of the pokemon league champions

Cynthia: asexual and biromantic

Alder: straight

N: arocace (not techinically a champion but close enough)

Diantha: bisexual, but prolly male-leaning

Wallace: gay and aromantic, probably nonbinary

Leon: pansexual but only Sonia knows

Professor Kukui: straight but his s/o (Professor Burnette) is definitely bi, so he has BI. WIFE. ENERGY.

Lance: probably still trying to figure it out

Iris: lesbian and panromantic

Steven: ace and panromantic. like the dude is fucking dressed like the ace pride flag

Blue: homophobic. that’s it that’s his sexuality

Red: aroace

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#2

You know how cartoon villains always label themselves as like an EVIL scientist and they really need to stress the fact that they are evil? This implies that there is an occupation known as a Morally Ambiguous Scientist.

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#1

I'm not in the harry potter fandom but I do know that if you say you like the Snape guy then you will get death threats

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About me

Name: Kirei or Kaykay is fine with me

Ethnicity: Black

Age: 26

Birthday: January 9th

Big 3 Zodiac: Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon, Taurus Rising

Sexuality: Demi-Pansexual

Pronouns: She/her or They/them

Personality: INFP-T

Kinnies: Katsuki Bakugou, Shouto, Todoroki Dabi, Yuno Gasai, Kikyou, Hinata Shoyo, Mina Ashido, Shinobu Kocho, and Miruko

Simps: SHOUTO TODOROKI, KYOUJURO RENGOKU, KATSUKI BAKUGOU, YUUJI ITADORI, KEISUKE BAJI, ITACHI UCHIHA , Bokuto Kotaro, Kuroo Tetsurou, Nishinoya Yuu, Grimmjow Jagerjauez, Tengen Uzui, Sanemi Shinazuguwa and many, many more I know. I am a whole ass whore. Don't perceive me.

Likes: Anime, writing, being a simp, and being with my dog.

Dislikes: Rude people, unprofessionalism, being in big crowds, assholes in general (unless you are Katsuki Bakugou)

Niche fact: I can cook, bake, and is currently in school to be a Veterinarian.

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CHOJI, SHIKAMARU, LEE, GAARA & HINATA!! ITS A LOT IM SORRY

THANK U FOR THIS...admittedly some answers may be a lil short just so i can like. Get to them all.

EDIT: IDK WHY IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. IM SO TIRED. IM SORRY ITS JUST A LONGASS NARUTO POST ON YOUR DASH I TRIED MY FUCKIN BEST YALL

SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;

Chouji (man i’ve seen it spelled both ways and i’m just used to typing Chouji at this point sorry)

Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual!!  Gender Headcanon: Cis male A ship I have with said character: SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARUUUU, my god...just, everything about their dynamic makes my heart melt, the way they’re both people who are easily dismissed by others and how they have such UNFALTERING FAITH in each other. chouji knows how much of a genius shikamaru is, knows very well the fact that despite his laziness, once he commits to something he’s in it for the LONG HAUL, the way shikamaru just believes so steadfastly in chouji, considering him stronger than NEJI FOR FUCKS SAKE...they like. get one another, the kind of relationship where you can be yakking away one minute and then just sitting in contented silence the next. they can just laze around. maybe play video games and snack. and sometimes...kiss. and it’s so chill even with that latent tenderness their later relationship develops and they both just feel so safe and KNOWN and familiar like. love your best friend. anyway everyone slept on shikacho and y’all should be ashamed the naruto fandom is enormous and finding pretty much ANY content for it is almost impossible aside from the small (if lovely and amazing) tag and i’m pretty hyperfixated on it if you couldn’t tell holy SHIT.  A BROTP I have with said character: i’m really not a fan of ino taking potshots at him for his weight and outright shaming him, but once she grows out of that i absolutely love their friendship. listen, you know that post thats like--hold on

thats just them, thanks. A NOTP I have with said character: i have nothing against karui but canon is fucking dead to me and my opinions on p much all the “endgame” ships range from utterly neutral to absolute loathing. their relationship is on neither end of the spectrum, but. eh. definitely not into it. A random headcanon: he keeps nursing injured animals back to health because he’s just that fucking sweet and bringing them back to his house to keep them warm and safe while they recover and his team knows vaguely about this and ino and shikamaru like to poke fun at him for it but since they don’t tend to encounter said animals, it’s not really a huge deal.

of course they stop by his house one day bc he hadn’t shown up for training which is annoying and frankly a little concerning and finding the house mostly empty ino just bursts on into chouji’s room only to immediately have the opossum he’s been caring for latch its little paws on her face and cling.

it’s a bad morning. General Opinion over said character: literally one of my absolute favorites of all time and it really breaks my heart how overlooked he is in the fandom (seriously y’all...). i think kishimoto is kind of a stupid hack and the Fat Jokes are really grating and it sucks to see that so intrinsically tied to his character (like. just let him be fat. jesus christ) but his kindness and overall relaxed, loyal and lovable nature has me just melting. i adore him. 

Shikamaru

Sexuality Headcanon: He’s gay, scoob. (I could also talk a lot about how his earlier misogyny is both a product of being a whiny tween and also some internalized frustration of like WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT GIRLS. UGH. I DONT. STOP TELLING ME IM GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ONE ONE DAY DAD JESUS. and let’s be real, thats frustrating, even if it aint an excuse)  Gender Headcanon: he uses he/him pronouns because it’s just what he’s used to and comfortable with but man gender is such a drag... A ship I have with said character: SEE ABOVE SHIKACHO RANT A BROTP I have with said character: naruto! he and naruto have a really adorable friendship and i love love LOVE that he and chouji were shown to be kind and accepting of him even when most people were shunning him. also he’s so fucking dumb i love seeing shikamaru meticulously plan out something only to have naruto shriek into battle and ruin all of it. love those guys. stupid bros.  A NOTP I have with said character: ok. im sorry i just. loathe sh*katema i really do. i haaaate the way kishimoto writes this whole “ew a GIRL” “ew a MAN” vibe with the like OOOH BUT THEYRE GONNA LIKE EACH OTHER vibe like. 

don’t get me wrong i adore them as friends, i think they’re fantastic scathing and witty pals who bitch about anything and everything including each other

but they’re also both gay and kishimoto can suck my nuts byeeee A random headcanon: sometimes pakkun just fucking Shows up and chills with him. shikamaru wants absolutely no part of this but is way too lazy to like. do anything about it so it’s just this guy and a dog sitting in a field chillin and occasionally him piping up like ‘hey kid. remember when i bit your hand? yeah? haha, man time sure does fly.” while shikamaru is just. go aWAY.   General Opinion over said character: if you told 9 year old me watching naruto for the first time my favs were gonna be a three way tie of lee, shikamaru and chouji i never would have fucking believed you but here we are. i love him. i absolutely love him. he’s such a whiny bastard and a really good depiction of burnout genius who doesnt want to do ANYTHING, but his intellect is an absolute DELIGHT to watch. i love him very much. 

Lee

Sexuality Headcanon: he’s pan!! this is a boy that crushes easily and crushes hard on just about anyone!!!! Gender Headcanon: cis male A ship I have with said character: ok i ship him a lot with neji actually? what with how neji grows during the course of the series to regard lee with the respect he deserves is really sweet and there’s just something so infinitely adorable about him going around being the hammiest, most ridiculously earnest, kind and enthusiastic person and neji, now that he isn’t constantly bitter and angry at the world can finally really see that? lee is always happily dropkicking his way into his life, like he wouldn’t have it any other way, and i think that’s just...so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: SAKURAAAAA. oh my GOD do i adore their relationship. ever since lee saved her and basically just gave her a glimpse of his...lee-ness, the fact her negative opinion of him IMMEDIATELY flipped and gave her such a strong admiration and fondness for him kills me DEAD. she always treats him with so much respect and the fact she’s quick to rag on anyone making fun of him melts my HEART!! and on lee’s side, his little crush on her is adorable of course, but the sheer strength of the friendship that comes from it is more than infatuation could ever offer him. i want them to hang out together and talk about their troubles...i want them to make each other laugh and be so very kind to each other...i want sakura to storm over and throw him over her shoulder to TAKE A BREAK ALREADY when he’s been training too hard for too long. god. A NOTP I have with said character: honestly i’m pretty happy with a lot of lee ships! the only ones i view with obvious disdain are the ones with creepy age gaps honestly. A random headcanon: out of everyone in the leaf genin, he’s probably the closest anyone’s ever come to someone who EVERYONE is at least distantly friendly towards. like god have you SEEN how warm and inviting and concerned he is the SECOND he sees that naruto is feeling down? i get the sense he’s immediately inclined to provide that kind of support to any of his comrades, even the ones that Resist it.

you think sasuke is the most popular among the leaf genin? puh-LEASE. everyone looks on rock lee with at least a LITTLE bit of warmth. thats just fact. General Opinion over said character: since my first viewing of naruto he has been my Absolute fav, and while chouji and shikamaru are veeery close to stealing that spot, one look at him and i feel he’s gonna be on top forever. probably the best written character kishimoto’s ever produced that’s remained in  the main cast (tho i dont speak for shipudden onwards who fucking knows, but the truth of it is is i adore rock lee)

Gaara

Sexuality Headcanon: Panromantic Asexual Gender Headcanon: kind of like shikamaru, i feel like he uses he/him pronouns but also doesn���t particularly....Care? A ship I have with said character: ok so it wasnt until my naruto rewatch that i really started falling into this but i think him and naruto are super cute? while i loathe kishimoto for ruining so much abt this show he really is good at creating good foils to naruto, and gaara is no exception--and the way naruto changes his life by just kicking his ass (and proving he’s not just a Simp or smth) and then just, extending genuine empathy and a REAL sense of truly relating to where he’s coming from re:his upbringing? the EFFECT it has on him, bro!!!! my god!!! i feel like they’re that opposites attract ship that don’t clash constantly but instead fall into this adorable synergy and understanding? and i think thats so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: ...is it cheating to just put temari and kankuro here? bc they are literally his siblings but my GOD do i love their relationship. there’s something so deeply sad about their initial situation??? like having siblings that either are deeply fucking afraid of you or clearly don’t care for your well being whatsoever, it’s such a tragic scenario, and the times where they really do show legitimate care for gaara just breaks my heart...but the GROWTH. THE DEVELOPMENT. THE HEALING. i love the sand siblings so much, i am a STRONG advocate of seeing the development from estranged family to loving, occasionally bickering siblings who absolutely Love Each Other A NOTP I have with said character: uhhhh same with lee in that i don’t really mind most of the ships i’ve seen him in? while i don’t particularly ship gaalee i think its also Very Cute, and really it all just seems pretty valid as long as people aren’t being creepy? A random headcanon: i’ve been wracking my brain for one for a good 20 minutes and i just don’t have one he’s such a mystery to me/????? i love him but he is an enigma?? General Opinion over said character: oh my god he’s such an edgelord in the beginning. i’ve been doing a lot of this naruto rewatch with my friend @drashseed (a simply phenomenal fella 10/10 follow him) and every single time he talked the only valid response just became “ok gaara”

but his backstory? utterly HEARTWRENCHING. and his growth is just. absolutely divine, i adore him. thank you mister sandman for doing so much for us all.

Hinata

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual Gender Headcanon: cis woman A ship I have with said character: listen. i think kibahina is........Really Really cute. he cares about her so MUCH??? and there’s a certain tenderness to his interactions with her that’s just really evident whenever you see em together? i really love that you get the sense hinata is COMFORTABLE around him!!! like! i feel like hinata really deserves to have a partner who sees her when she ISN’T blushing and stammering? when she’s like? legitimately comfortable and being HERSELF? (dgmw the blushing is adorable i fucking love her but its one of the gripes i have with naruhina that so much of it is just naruto being oblivious and her having a small panic attack) the comfort she and kiba have make for a chill, adorable relationship i just cry over constantly A BROTP I have with said character: so i was GONNA put naruto here, but technically i already put him there for shikamaru’s so i’m gonna say neji!!! uhhh OBVIOUSLY they got off to a. very rough start but the way their dynamic changed (or perhaps in a way reverted back to the times they interacted before neji’s father died and temporarily killed his Human Decency) into this respect and fondness that’s just...such a delight to watch? i’m a SUCKER for slow and mutual reconciliation and there are just so many sweet moments between them. they are FAMILY, BRO!!! THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER, BRO!!!!!!!!!! A NOTP I have with said character: ...at the risk of sounding like a broken record, i think a lot of hinata ships are quite cute? i guess i’m gonna have to say sasuke. because like.

has. he ever even looked at her. please. jesus christ. she deserves so much better. A random headcanon: she is a LOT physically stronger than she looks!! a lot of her combat techniques rely on taijustu after all so it’d make sense that she puts a lot of effort into physical training alongside chakra control.

i’m trying to say she’s strong. not as strong as sakura but. she can lift her bf up over her head (he’s dying hes dying he’s dYING he lOVES HER SO MUCH). it’s pretty fuckign badass

General Opinion over said character: i LOVE her??? honest to god i really really do--honestly while i dislike the direction they went in canon with her, i really loved seeing her be motivated to grow and change the parts of herself she hated to become a stronger person.

that and she’s so fucking cute and sweet and i just??????? bless her honestly.

[itaachiyama-moved]

karasuno boys gender/sexuality hcs

hi i’m just gonna put this here because it won’t leave my mind

↳  daichi is a cis male ;; sorry but he has such intense incel vibes it isnt even funny

    he’s also probably one of those guys that says he’s bisexual but would never date a guy BAHSHASHAH SORRY DAISUGA FANS BUT ITS THE TRUTH

↳  sugawara .. i could see as trans, or maybe genderfluid. u already know this man has a feminine side and wears dresses to parties.

    gay af LMAOO man kissed a girl once and gagged afterwards HHASHSAHSDHA

↳  asahi is probably cis, but like.. questioning enby. 

    this is unrelated but it just came to me this man would DESTROY IF HE HAD HIS EARS PIERCED LIKE WOW 

    asahi is also bisexual but. yk actually would swing both ways BAHSHA

↳   tanaka i can see in two ways. a cis male, or a masc-alligned enby ?? because SOMETIMES ryu gives off ally vibes but his character’s also like. idfk how to put it he just sounds like a cool dude ok ;;

      tanaka’s probably pansexual mans goes by the motto “if you’re hot i’ll date you”

↳ nishinoya OH BOY this man is THE DEFINITION OF AN ALLY

   HE’S STRAIGHT CIS BUT IS THE MOST SUPPORTING MAN YOU’VE EVER MET LIKE UGHGNFGH THIS MAN    

   everyone needs a nishinoya in their lives go and get urself a nishinoya

↳  yamaguchi 100% TRANS FTM NO QUESTIONS ASKEEDD

   also gay af for tsukki but we been knew it’s alright yams

↳  tsukkishima doesn’t give two shits nor have time to worry about gender so he’s fine with all pronouns and doesn;t bother to label himself. tsukki’s a whole ass mood if i do say so myself

↳   kageyama ...ehh again probably doesn’t care about gender and doesn’t label himself but goes by he/they and is also prooobably bisexual leaning female :l

↳   hinata GENDERFLUID KIIING is literally the biggest icon. hinata’s fashion sense is GOALS. also probably had a lot of identity crises during middle school when he was forced to play on the girls volleyball team (no i'm not projecting shut the fuck up)    also pansexual mans doesnt care what u look like he just wants love ;;;;

[svnarintaro]

hi bb ! i’d like to request a matchup from bnha and haikyuu ! (idk if you do multiple but if not then just do haikyuu) i’m a pansexual female (i’d prefer male ships if you don’t mind) and i’m around 5’10, glasses, v v frizzy hair. i’m more introverted but i also like going out quite a bit. i say i’m awkward but my friends think i get along with people very well the first time 🤷🏽‍♀️ i absolutely love giving out hugs, every time i went to school i’d give them my daily hug and we’d all be looking forward to it 😭 i can be really clingy when i want to be but i’m not one for pda. holding hands and quick pecks on the cheek or lips is fine. but if me and my s/o are somewhere private i’m literally a cuddle monster 🥺🥺 any day any time and any where i’m down for cuddles. i just got into anime and i love it. i absolutely love listening to music, especially lo-fi and some oldies here and there. i try to read and write from time to time bc i really enjoy it. i’m v v sensitive and emotional lmao. i love when someone genuinely makes me laugh 🥺❤️ i’ve wanted to travel for the longest time and if i ever did it with my s/o i- 🥰 even if we didn’t know where tf to go i’d just be screaming along to our lit ass playlist not having a care in the world 🤧💞💞 wow okay this is long i’m so sorry

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don’t be sorry !! like the more info i get the easier it is for me  to match you up :”)

also i do both so of course i would love to do this 

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from bnha i match you up with..

nejire hado !!

- she loves your hair 

- like really likes touching your hair if you allow her to 

- she is very outgoing and extroverted 

- she is super touchy and clingy 

- she loves to give hugs and she loves to give you her fully fledged attention

- she is super okay with your awkward phase cause she too is awkward but she doesn’t know about

- she knows you’re not that into pda but that doesn’t stop her form linking your fingers 

- this girl is a keshi fan and know that for a fact 

- she studies with you and has that “chill lofi beats to study to” stream in the background

- she would definitely help you and refuse to talk about the things that make you uncomfortable 

- when the two of you watched ‘your name’ she too was sobbing and she asked for a long and needed hug 

- she likes listening to your playlists as a way to get along with you and you 

- when the two of you grew up she forced you to go backpacking in europe

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from hq i match you up with..

hinata shouyo !!

- he is a ball of living sunshine 

- he is honestly is just so doting 

- he would love nothing more than to hug and kiss you all day 

- he loves cuddling all the time 

- it makes him so happy to just see you so he returns your hugs all the time 

- he honestly pesters tsukki to make you a play list 

- he doesn’t mind how tall you are 

- he is a little jealous about your height but he loves how he can latch onto you and snuggle into your neck 

- the thing about hinata is tha the doesn’t mean to make you laugh with his jokes 

- he literally makes you laugh through his actions 

- he likes to jam out to all types of music 

- he knows all the words to really bad diss tracks 

- whenever you become really stressed he likest to just nuzzle into your neck and just hope that you forget about the world and just lie in his arms forever

[atimefordragons]

I think my heart is beating me to death I have got an arrow through my chest || ITU

☾♔; May 14, 2020 ☾♔; 9:29pm ☾♔; sotd: Hasta La Vista (Hurricane) ☾♔; cotd: Rock Lee ☾♔; Into the Unknown ☾♔; P̶r̶o̶c̶r̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ World Building Set

𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: Lyrics from YES by Ben and Tan. Denmark had a pretty good song this year. It's stuck in my head now.

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【𝕀ℕ𝕊ℙ𝕆 ℂℝ𝔼𝔻】@.thegreatestlove specifically this set, which is cool AF!! https://urstyle.fashion/styles/2556723

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Someone: Sasuke is Naruto's best friend, no one understands or cares about him, like him. Me: Gaara, Lee, Shikamaru, Neji, Hinata, Sakura, Kiba, Ino, Choji, Kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Nagato, Sai. Literally everyone he meets, Naruto befriends, and they've all been a heck of a lot nicer and more reliable as friends to Naruto than Sasuke. Shikamaru is like his chief advisor or whatever the fuck as Hokage, and Gaara is exactly like Naruto. They've had the EXACT same pain, so shut the fuck about Sasuke. He is literally only important because the idiotic chaotic pansexual mess that is Naruto became fixated on him when he was 12.

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The Seven Swords of Yagura. Urg, took me forever to name these bitches, and I still gotta figure out their powers and locations, fuck me and my big ass world. At least I got em all in the set.

[haikyuu-philia]

May I have a match up please? If you don’t do match ups that okay just ignore this then ^^. I’m a pansexual, infp, female and a Pisces. Around new people I can seem pretty cold and distant. I have a tired looking resting bitch face and people either say I look annoyed or angry. However once you get to know me I would say I’m sassy, a bit sarcastic, childish, down to earth, a bit oblivious, blunt, I curse a lot, and I love to joke around. (1/3)

Part 2: With friends I do really stupid shit because of my one brain cell I function on. My humor can go from twisted to stale. I don’t have a problem about talking about anything. Really anything. I tend to zone out a lot and go into my own world. I’m also pretty moody and I have my moments where I lash out at people due to bottling up my anger. I don’t have moments of pretty bad depression though like everyone else. Part 3: I like to bop to music, read, swim, play video games, bake, taking naps, learning about dark conspiracy theories and the paranormal, learning about crystal healing, and watching murder cases and serial killer documentaries. 

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Hello there! I’m sooooo excited to write my first match-up - Therefore I really hope that you like the way I’m doing it :)

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I ship you with ... Kuroo Tetsurou!

And here are my reasons why:

At first he is interested in you thanks to your seemingly distant personality. Someone that looks like nearly falling asleep in his presence? Not with him!

After discovering your real characteristics he can't help it but fall for you. Not only do you match his sassiness and sarcasm, you even take part in his idiotic challenges with Bokuto.

He definitely won't let you bottle up your anger, if he can prevent that. In no time he developed the skill to tell whenever you need a social break.

It’s a relief for him that you don't take life to seriously as well. You are knowns as the Humor Couple because you always have a joke to tell!

Videos games? His competitive ass is in for it. Baking? He brags about being the first one to taste your new creations and your skills. Naps? You falling asleep while resting your head on his shoulder is what he adores more than he would admit it.

One of your go-to-dates consists of watching Medical Detectives or Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction and guessing who the murderer / what the truth could be. Whoever manages to do it first, is allowed to ask the other one for a favour of their choice.

He totally loves that you won't freak out whenever he wants to talk about volleyball. Which happens a lot. The two of you even create your own conspiracy theories about other teams (Example: How is Hinata able to jump that high despite his height?!).

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THAT’S A WRAP! 

That was much more fun than I expected it to be!! Sorry for taking so long, though XD

[drkinedits]

for that character thing: celeste, kyoko, sonia, & kirumi?

celeste: sexuality headcanon: lesbian gender headcanon: nonbinary (feminine presenting) ship: celesgiri and idk the ship name but maybe chihiro! brotp: she’d be friends with chihiro, touko, and maybe byakuya notp: cel//esf//umi headcanon: she’s a skilled manipulator and liar, she knows just what to say to make things go her way + she’s worked very hard to keep her temper under wraps, but sometimes when things go awry, she gets too upset to keep her cool any longer. she can get violently angry if the situation doesn’t get resolved. general opinion: very nice. very good. i love her aesthetic and would love to see more content of her

kyoko: sexuality headcanon: biromantic asexual gender headcanon: nonbinary  ship: naegiri, celesgiri, kirizono brotp: she’s friends with byakuya, celeste, chihiro, and sakura notp: i don’t think i have one tbh headcanon: she’s been more of a wallflower all her life, giving her plenty of time to examine people and their behaviors. she’s always been naturally intuitive, she’s very good at reading people, and she’s the only one who can call celeste’s bluffs. general opinion: she’s a genuinely interesting character in my opinion, i’ve noticed she seems to get a lot of hate and i don’t really understand that? (someone feel free to explain if you have an answer!) 

sonia: sexuality headcanon: bisexual gender headcanon: female ship: sondam, sousondam, soniakane brotp: she’d gel well with chiaki, hinata, mahiru, and ibuki notp: i only ship her with souda in sousondam, otherwise the relationship dynamic doesn’t feel right to me. also keep te//ru away from her for the love of god headcanon: she’s very naive and wants to see the best in people but will kick ass and take names if she finds out someone has underlying motives + she loves different cultures and wants to travel the world someday! general opinion: she’s the princess of my heart! 

kirumi: sexuality headcanon: pansexual gender headcanon: nonbinary (trans demigirl)  ship: kirumugi, kirumami, kirumaki, i think she’s cute with kaede too! brotp: she gets along with everyone but especially saihara, gonta, and tenko notp: kir//uho//shi headcanon: she’s the oldest sibling and her parents weren’t around much so it fell upon her to become almost like a third parent to her siblings, making them meals and cleaning up after them. it came naturally to her so she didn’t mind, and it made her feel good to feel needed. that’s why she doesn’t mind cleaning and cooking for her classmates-- it reminds her of home and she likes feeling important general opinion: maid wife maid wife maid wife!! very underrated character, she deserves more love